2026 MEME THREAD: Accuracy Coincidental. Taste Questionable. Therapy Recommended.

[McE]

 

[Shibbyjeep]

 

[The Evil Twin]

Don't forget what tomorrow is... remind your GF...

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Halfway there….

 

[armorross]

 

[Velvet Elvis]

Spicy one...

From the controversial dead guy that created Dilbert.

 

[Velvet Elvis]

 

[Blackhawk878]

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I remember the nature version when she would carry parts of a tree instead of a belt.

 

[Winterized]

Spicy one...

From the controversial dead guy that created Dilbert.

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I think you may be a bit confused with your cartoonists because Dilbert's creator was Scott Adams who died not all that long ago but the image you posted is a Ben Garrison cartoon and as of a couple days ago he is very much alive. Lives one county away from mine here in Montana in fact.

He has a site that features most of his recent cartoons and a crapload of archived ones at his site:

https://grrrgraphics.com/

 

[Avslash]

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Peace was this guy's profession, and he was very good at it....

I rather miss his ilk.

 

[Briski]

 

[McE]

 

[Velvet Elvis]

I think you may be a bit confused with your cartoonists because Dilbert's creator was Scott Adams who died not all that long ago but the image you posted is a Ben Garrison cartoon and as of a couple days ago he is very much alive. Lives one county away from mine here in Montana in fact.

He has a site that features most of his recent cartoons and a crapload of archived ones at his site:

https://grrrgraphics.com/

Aww shucks.

I am mistaken.

 

[VB!]

I remember the nature version when she would carry parts of a tree instead of a belt.

I remember the day I took the worst beating of my life. I don't remember what I did. What I do remember is I got caught, went and got the switch (branch off of our plum tree), and handed it to my mom. She turned and walked away. The rest of that day after my dad got home is just fog in my brain.

My mom never even raised her voice at me after that. She didn't have to.

 

[Texrex11]

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Hahaha! I just remember quickly learning that picking a skinny branch was the opposite of what you want. Also, don’t duck, dip, dive, or dodge. Take it and gauge reward/loss moving forward.
No amount of pain equaled the pain my dad’s look of disappointment gave though. Not even close.

 

[McE]

 

[McE]

 

[DTX2023Tremor]

Hahaha! I just remember quickly learning that picking a skinny branch was the opposite of what you want. Also, don’t duck, dip, dive, or dodge. Take it and gauge reward/loss moving forward.
No amount of pain equaled the pain my dad’s look of disappointment gave though. Not even close.

My grandmother would evaluate the branch chosen and if it wasn't acceptable, she was going for the super skinny ones. So you had to be strategic to get the thickest one you could get away with while not going too far and then getting the thinnest one she could find.

 

[WakeZilla]

I think you may be a bit confused with your cartoonists because Dilbert's creator was Scott Adams who died not all that long ago but the image you posted is a Ben Garrison cartoon and as of a couple days ago he is very much alive. Lives one county away from mine here in Montana in fact.

He has a site that features most of his recent cartoons and a crapload of archived ones at his site:

https://grrrgraphics.com/

He lives one county over from you in Montana? So he lives on your property?

 

[WakeZilla]

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As Major Payne would say, "Killin is my business, and business is gooooood!!!

 

[HitFactor]