2026 MEME THREAD: Accuracy Coincidental. Taste Questionable. Therapy Recommended.

[Velvet Elvis]

Pellet smoke tastes like glue.

Real wood or GTFO.

 

[Velvet Elvis]

My first reaction was not all of us have time to make a fire every day, Clubbo! I've got more important shit to do

F*ck, that reminds me - I've got three bent brake levers to replace, a silencer to repack, a clutch to freshen up, two top ends to do, six air filters to clean, and some leaking fork seals to fix. Gotta run...

What's more important than perfect brisket?

I get the dirtbike thing. 3 kids, 5 bikes to maintain; but a pellet smoker goes against my religion.

 

[McE]

Pellet smoke tastes like glue.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Good pellets are nothing but compressed wood. One thing we can all agree on, though: propane bros are the ones wearing their wives' underwear. (Deflect, deflect, deflect.)

 

[Blackhawk878]

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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Good pellets are nothing but compressed wood. One thing we can all agree on, though: propane bros are the ones wearing their wives' underwear. (Deflect, deflect, deflect.)

If I use pellets and propane, does that mean I wear your wife's underwear vs mine?

I currently have a pellet grill, pretty sure it is going to break on the next move....I'm too impatient for that type of shit.

 

[McE]

If I use pellets and propane, does that mean I wear your wife's underwear vs mine?

If you’re still breathing, I’m gonna say they’re not hers

But it could mean you have pronouns in your bio…

 

[Blackhawk878]

If you’re still breathing, I’m gonna say they’re not hers

But it could mean you have pronouns in your bio…

Only if "asshole" or "fucker" count as pronouns.

 

[McE]

Only if "asshole" or "fucker" count as pronouns.

Hopefully not both or you’d be getting close…

 

[Velvet Elvis]

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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Good pellets are nothing but compressed wood. One thing we can all agree on, though: propane bros are the ones wearing their wives' underwear. (Deflect, deflect, deflect.)

Naw dude, that's paste. DELICIOUS!!!

If pellets tasted like paste, I'd eat them out of a bowl like Cocoa Puffs.

 

[Velvet Elvis]

 

[Velvet Elvis]

 

[HitFactor]

 

[MarlinMan]

 

[deathfromafar17]

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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Good pellets are nothing but compressed wood. One thing we can all agree on, though: propane bros are the ones wearing their wives' underwear. (Deflect, deflect, deflect.)

Ill wear whatever underwear I want!

 

[Texrex11]

Looks like he shot his ass off at some point.

 

[Toxophilite]

Looks like he shot his ass off at some point.

Looks like he is carrying the keys to all 22 of his gun safes

 

[Tugboat]

 

[Phillbo]

Don't forget what tomorrow is... remind your GF...

 

[Velvet Elvis]

Don't forget what tomorrow is... remind your GF...

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Thanks!! IOU one, these funny little things work... but it's all about timing

 

[Winterized]

Looks like he shot his ass off at some point.

Ass Mass Forward Areal Transmigration (AMFAT) - body tissue moving from the rear lower body to the front - is an affliction common to many aging guys, causing any number of issues with getting behind steering wheels, into restaurant booths without cleaning the table edge with your shirt and many other problems.

The pain is real, please try to be more sensitive.

 

[HitFactor]