Brain dead or just an asshole?

[VB!]

I had a friend in college that had a real beater for a car. We would drive around and find cars that were taking up two spaces and he would park so close to the drivers side that the only way in was for them to crawl over from the passenger side. One time another friend joined in and parked close on the other side. We never saw that one leave but the guy had to of gotten in through his trunk to get out of there.

I had a ’75 Blazer with no top and worked in a Class A office building with a parking garage. There were several financial service companies in the building with lots of suit and tie types with really nice cars. I was a suit and tie guy with a beater 4x4. Parking was limited and my truck could only fit on the lower levels with higher clearance. People would park over the line to try and keep people from parking next to them. It was common to find two cars with driver doors facing each other and an empty stall in between it that was unusable. I would pull in right down the middle of the stall with my mirrors over the cars on both sides and walk out the back of the truck. More than once I came out to find people waiting because they could not get in their cars. I would just smile, say good evening, toss my briefcase in the back and climb up the bumper to get in and drive away.

How many A-holes in this situation?

 

[bbrett]

I always park in the back of the lot to be courteous, and avoid door dings. but some asshole seems to park right next to me when there's 30 spots closer and not near me.. Also I hate those guys In the same size trucks who feel the need to take up 4 parking spots and park in the middle of all of them.

 

[Tremor-Todd]

How far away do I have to park? The fat phuk was in there stuffing his fat face with his fat assed girlfriend (I think) when I got back. I was barely able to open my door! The cretin looked at me like I was the one who had invaded his POS’s space. If he had said ONE word!

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Need to get some of these stickers to keep in the truck.

 

[Red Forman]

Need to get some of these stickers to keep in the truck.

June group buy?

 

[Rich Pune]

I had a ’75 Blazer with no top and worked in a Class A office building with a parking garage. There were several financial service companies in the building with lots of suit and tie types with really nice cars. I was a suit and tie guy with a beater 4x4. Parking was limited and my truck could only fit on the lower levels with higher clearance. People would park over the line to try and keep people from parking next to them. It was common to find two cars with driver doors facing each other and an empty stall in between it that was unusable. I would pull in right down the middle of the stall with my mirrors over the cars on both sides and walk out the back of the truck. More than once I came out to find people waiting because they could not get in their cars. I would just smile, say good evening, toss my briefcase in the back and climb up the bumper to get in and drive away.

How many A-holes in this situation?

2 plus one smart ass.

 

[ProAMT]

Done on purpose some jags in eco-boxes (who rely on others to do work - aka uses trucks to haul material, trailers, equipment) think they are doing something by blocking you in. Sometimes with wheels turned at full lock you return the “favor”and “buff” the side of their shit box!

 

[GreyBeard22]

I had a ’75 Blazer with no top and worked in a Class A office building with a parking garage. There were several financial service companies in the building with lots of suit and tie types with really nice cars. I was a suit and tie guy with a beater 4x4. Parking was limited and my truck could only fit on the lower levels with higher clearance. People would park over the line to try and keep people from parking next to them. It was common to find two cars with driver doors facing each other and an empty stall in between it that was unusable. I would pull in right down the middle of the stall with my mirrors over the cars on both sides and walk out the back of the truck. More than once I came out to find people waiting because they could not get in their cars. I would just smile, say good evening, toss my briefcase in the back and climb up the bumper to get in and drive away.

How many A-holes in this situation?

“You are not a self indulgent wiener, sir, you are a connoisseur”

 

[AppStateDDS]

I got this today. Dude parked about an inch, maybe two, from me. I’ll just put the hitch on and leave it on. Geez…

 

[Loshad]

So put it in reverse and move him back!

 

[AppStateDDS]

I almost dropped it in four low and backed my ass up! Would have cost me $1300. ?

 

[Trophyhunter01]

I got a big 4 way hitch with a hook on it at Harbor Freight on sale $29 bucks, worth every cent to keep those jokers off your bumper. Dude in a Mercedes 2 door took it on a it put a hurt on the hood and grill, scratched my hitch.

 

[Forever & Ever Woods]

I would've pulled out and parked perpendicular to him blocking him in.

 

[Whyte Rhyno]

Irrespective of intent, it is a parking lot and he is legally parked. Just because you choose to park in a more open are of the lot doesn't mean you get to dictate where others park their vehicles. Parking in that manner invites those who would do exactly what you're upset about. You brought it on yourself. I say get over it. Life is full of more important struggles. Its a Ford truck not a 1932 Dusenberg.

 

[Marley]

He was using the big stance of the Tremor to shield his drivers side as he shamelessly gorged himself with fast food and the pursuant fight that followed over the last fry, yep that's it.

 

[Cococounty]

I got this today. Dude parked about an inch, maybe two, from me. I’ll just put the hitch on and leave it on. Geez…

That’s got to be a Subaru owner them and Prius owners they got to be the dumbest people on the road every time

 

[Deus]

He was probably just looking for some shade