How far away do I have to park? The fat phuk was in there stuffing his fat face with his fat assed girlfriend (I think) when I got back. I was barely able to open my door! The cretin looked at me like I was the one who had invaded his POS’s space. If he had said ONE word!
This post just made me think how fun it would be to hook a tow strap to a car like this and pull them all over town...
I mean let’s think about a BMW or Prius owner that could follow the skid marks to where we’ve relocated their car!
I did that once. It was epic. Asshole BMW parked in front of my house literally in front of the no parking sign placed by the village. I couldn’t get in my driveway with my trailer because of this. The cops gave him a ticket but said they cant make him move and it’s not a tow zone. So, dropped my trailer on the side street, hooked a strap to the BMW and dragged it 250’ down and around the corner. (That was 6.4 ‘08. I love that truck.) Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.