Brain dead or just an asshole?

I hate that you can park in hells half acre and some asshole has to park right beside you. I used to have a not that I put on their Windshield when I left that had Mickey Mouse flipping you off and read thank you asshole for parking next to me next time please warn me so I can bring a can opener to get in my vehicle.
 

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Now, now boyz, lets explore further is he an azzhat or brillent. Probably the azz hat, but seeing there are no trees around, could he have been getting in the shade of the Tremor. Picture really doesn't lend to that, but maybe the scorching sun just got behind a cloud.
 
people have a tendency to do stupid shit these days because they know its illegal for you to do anything about it. Until they come across someone that doesn't give a shit, then they learn real quick that a law written on a piece of paper isn't going to protect them when my anger gets the better of me. Go ahead and hide behind that law, lots of good it'll do ya. That being said, if he hadn't door dinged you, no harm no foul, and he should have apologized for being a retard, and moved over for you to get in. This case doesn't ( IMO ) warrant an ass beating, but as soon as they damage property because of being stupid, then that's justification. And yes I place my property over an idiots life, many wont but there are quite a few of us who will. be the bigger man ( maybe not in physical stature in THIS case lol ) and move on, maybe make a nice remark like " nice half-a-car" or something stupid and drive away.
 
How far away do I have to park? The fat phuk was in there stuffing his fat face with his fat assed girlfriend (I think) when I got back. I was barely able to open my door! The cretin looked at me like I was the one who had invaded his POS’s space. If he had said ONE word!

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This is the kind of guy to use the urinal right next to you instead of following the unwritten rule of “every other stall and no eye contact”.

Theres plenty of parking in that lot so I would have taken two spots just to be sure I won’t be dinged (don’t kill me on that though, I don’t do it in busy parking lots).
 
when people do this to me, I huck a fat loogie on their window.
 
Believe it or not I do have empathy for lesser beings but if you’re gunna endanger my Tremor you’ve now relegated yourself to a life form lower than an insect.

There’s a reason you’re driving a Kia, pal.
 
This post just made me think how fun it would be to hook a tow strap to a car like this and pull them all over town...

I mean let’s think about a BMW or Prius owner that could follow the skid marks to where we’ve relocated their car!
 
I had a friend in college that had a real beater for a car. We would drive around and find cars that were taking up two spaces and he would park so close to the drivers side that the only way in was for them to crawl over from the passenger side. One time another friend joined in and parked close on the other side. We never saw that one leave but the guy had to of gotten in through his trunk to get out of there.
 
How far away do I have to park? The fat phuk was in there stuffing his fat face with his fat assed girlfriend (I think) when I got back. I was barely able to open my door! The cretin looked at me like I was the one who had invaded his POS’s space. If he had said ONE word!
This post just made me think how fun it would be to hook a tow strap to a car like this and pull them all over town...

I mean let’s think about a BMW or Prius owner that could follow the skid marks to where we’ve relocated their car!
I did that once. It was epic. Asshole BMW parked in front of my house literally in front of the no parking sign placed by the village. I couldn’t get in my driveway with my trailer because of this. The cops gave him a ticket but said they cant make him move and it’s not a tow zone. So, dropped my trailer on the side street, hooked a strap to the BMW and dragged it 250’ down and around the corner. (That was 6.4 ‘08. I love that truck.) Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.
 
I hate that you can park in hells half acre and some asshole has to park right beside you. I used to have a not that I put on their Windshield when I left that had Mickey Mouse flipping you off and read thank you asshole for parking next to me next time please warn me so I can bring a can opener to get in my vehicle.
Was just going to post this!! I love it. Been around for over 30 years.
 
How far away do I have to park? The fat phuk was in there stuffing his fat face with his fat assed girlfriend (I think) when I got back. I was barely able to open my door! The cretin looked at me like I was the one who had invaded his POS’s space. If he had said ONE word!

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