Captain's Log, Stardate 2713.5. In the distant reaches of our galaxy, we have made an astonishing discovery about pickup trucks left behind at what seems to be a manufacturing plant. Our race against time to save expiring exclusive cash rewards may prove futile. We have no way to determine our truck's position in relation to the galaxy. We are in a completely unknown void. Our one chance to return this precious pickup truck to our own galaxy is dependent upon the navigational skills of "the Ford". Yet our attempts to contact the station's personnel have been, so far, unsuccessful. We are responding to desperate distress calls from an unknown corner of the Kentucky manufacturing plant. My science officer, Mr. Tremor, is unable to account for this, since he reported no signs of life in the plant.
Argh. Still in production with the attached date of 02/20/2024 ....