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- She's still riding...
Alright boys and girls, I need your help naming a dirty little hitchhiker. Turns out this pussycat started her wild weekend at the Moab RV and Glamping Resort, but I guess the glamping life was too vanilla. She decided to sneak into @Rocnwilly's 6.7 HO looking for a rougher ride. Forget fuel-injected, his rig was feline-injected! Here's his video documenting her meows on the free Uber ride
This crazy feline survived four hours wedged in tight, taking an absolute pounding through Gemini Bridges and deep into Long Canyon. Then, the little swinger decided one truck wasn't enough to satisfy, jumping ship to @soulezoo's 7.3 on Potash Road. Thanks to @Trophyhunter01, we have a photo of the Stray Cat Rescue Pit Crew
@soulezoo and his wife took very good care of her for a couple days. They bought litter, food and even provided the little furrball with a custom Coca-Cola bed. She thought it was purrrrrfect!
She just loves bouncing from bed to bed. We finally wrangled the furry freeloader, and since what happens in Moab doesn't always stay in Moab, we ended up bringing this little piece of tail all the way back home to Las Vegas with us. She really put the 'cat' in catalytic converter theft.
She loves the mini Optimus Prime toy!
We finally got her home and checked her fluids. Turns out she’s got a great exhaust note, but she leaks a little on the carpet. She’s not a stock lot lizard; she’s got high-output purr-formance!
Now she needs a proper gearhead name. Check out the official options below. Please choose two favorites to help us name a kitty that clearly likes it dirty on the trail! Your vote can't be changed. Poll closed in seven days.
Axle: A tough name for a cat that likes spending a little too much time underneath the chassis.
Cam: Short for camshaft, for a kitty that really knows its way around a tight bay.
Chassy: Perfect for a dirty girl who loves showing off her bare frame and getting mounted.
Gemini: Perfect for a two-faced feline living a double life across two different trucks in Moab.
Glamp: Because this little diva started out at a fancy resort before deciding to get down and dirty in the undercarriage.
Hitch: The most literal option for a hitchhiker who clearly enjoys a quick hookup.
Lugnut: An endearing but goofy name for a cat whose brilliant survival strategy was raw-dogging it in the suspension.
Roxy: She’s perfectly comfortable spending hours on her back getting her rocker panels rubbed after a dirty trail ride.
Shafer: A nod to the exact spot where this swinger decided to jump into another man's bed.
Siren: For making enough racket to actually be heard over an idling HO engine.
Squeaky: Because everyone thought that noise was just another belt whining about getting too hot.
Stowie: For the little stowaway who didn't even offer gas money for the ride back to Nevada.
Strut: She loves to strut her stuff and clearly knows how to handle a stiff rod when the ride gets a little too bouncy.
Tremor: For a cat that knows how to handle heavy vibrations and a seriously rough ride.
Vegas: The final destination for this lucky little high-roller who hit the jackpot by finding a warm bed.
Enjoy the pole!
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