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Oh boy here we go! It's my cousin's birthday today! Let's give birthday blessings to an O.G. of the forum, @Sludgemonkey44!
Happy Birthday Brett, you magnificent beast,
It’s time to get naked, or tipsy at least!
Let’s pour out the bourbon and make it real stiff,
(Just like your equipment when catching a sniff).
You drive a Ford Tremor, that rare Silver Spruce,
With a bed big enough for some back-seat abuse.
It's a huge Super Duty with a massive rear end,
A beautiful chassis you love to extend.
When the Penguins are playing, you’re ready to score,
Slipping right in the five-hole and leaving them sore.
With a Breitling on your wrist, you’ve got excellent timing,
To know how to pace when the climax is climbing.
And when you go fishing, you whip out your pole,
You’re a true master baiter, in complete control.
You sink it down deep where it’s soaking and wet,
There’s nobody working the rod quite like Brett!
So here’s to you, cousin, an awesome damn dude,
Keep downing the liquor and staying quite lewd.
May your watch keep on ticking, your Tremor stay tough,
And your stamina never say "I’ve had enough!
Happy Birthday Brett, you magnificent beast,
It’s time to get naked, or tipsy at least!
Let’s pour out the bourbon and make it real stiff,
(Just like your equipment when catching a sniff).
You drive a Ford Tremor, that rare Silver Spruce,
With a bed big enough for some back-seat abuse.
It's a huge Super Duty with a massive rear end,
A beautiful chassis you love to extend.
When the Penguins are playing, you’re ready to score,
Slipping right in the five-hole and leaving them sore.
With a Breitling on your wrist, you’ve got excellent timing,
To know how to pace when the climax is climbing.
And when you go fishing, you whip out your pole,
You’re a true master baiter, in complete control.
You sink it down deep where it’s soaking and wet,
There’s nobody working the rod quite like Brett!
So here’s to you, cousin, an awesome damn dude,
Keep downing the liquor and staying quite lewd.
May your watch keep on ticking, your Tremor stay tough,
And your stamina never say "I’ve had enough!
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