Potentially Dangerous Things You Have Said To Your Spouse/Partner

[rhines81]

Havent always been a Brady "fan" but have always respected his work ethic and dedication.

You misspelled "deflation".

 

[BlueKilla]

I get the “I’m gaining weight and not what I used to be when we met. You’re going to find someone on the side”.

I told her one is enough aggravation for me. and yes we are both getting older and not in our 20’s anymore.

 

[Txfoster]

I’ve been with my wife since I was 16 so basically 40 years.
So to rephrase the question a little…
What have I not said works best for me!!!

 

[DwnSth]

Beware and on alert for these words…

Spot on!

 

[PSD_F250]

We don’t need a dishwasher I married one.

 

[fordguy74656]

Well I told my wife i was going to give her a COVID test. This is a home test you can give your spouse from the comfort your own bed and no waiting in lines. This test was formally called a dutch oven by some. I pulled the blanket up over her head and let cut one out after a nice bowl of Chili. Told her now if you can smell or taste that you do not have COVID. She said I am dead, I am sure she will have something shitty instore for me.....

Long as she doesn't have a match or lighter nearby.

 

[Rockshot]

We don’t need a dishwasher I married one.

Same lol. I haven't done dishes or washed my clothes in 9 years.

 

[Shrike9]

Want to go to the strip club with me

 

[Mr. B Kind]

We don’t need a dishwasher I married one.

Yeah if my dishwasher is not running. She best be doing something...

 

[830Tremor]

Me: what do you want to eat
Wife: you pick
M: bbq
W: no I’m not hungry for that
M: Mexican
W: no…
M: sushi
W:no….
M: pizza, hamburgers, chinese….
W: no…
M: okay then you pick
W: I don’t know what I’m hungry for
M: okay well let me know what you decide
W: no just pick something
M: okay bbq it is
W: I don’t want bbq
M: okay then you pick
W: I don’t want to
M: okay then we are driving to bbq
W: okay guess I can find something there…

lol

 

[rhines81]

Yeah if my dishwasher is not running. She best be doing something...

When my wife had a heart-attack last year, I told my FB friends that my dishwasher was broken!

 

[Rockshot]

Me: what do you want to eat
Wife: you pick
M: bbq
W: no I’m not hungry for that
M: Mexican
W: no…
M: sushi
W:no….
M: pizza, hamburgers, chinese….
W: no…
M: okay then you pick
W: I don’t know what I’m hungry for
M: okay well let me know what you decide
W: no just pick something
M: okay bbq it is
W: I don’t want bbq
M: okay then you pick
W: I don’t want to
M: okay then we are driving to bbq
W: okay guess I can find something there…

lol

My old lady does shit like this daily, exactly like ur scenario lol. I think many women are consciously and subconsciously/biologically wired to test our character and competence by manipulating conversations to test our ability to take control and make good decisions. Kind of like a modern day version of a cave woman finding a suitable mate. Can't say I'm a fan of it.

 

[DMac]

Not today ISIS

 

[fordguy74656]

My old lady does shit like this daily, exactly like ur scenario lol. I think many women are consciously and subconsciously/biologically wired to test our character and competence by manipulating conversations to test our ability to take control and make good decisions. Kind of like a modern day version of a cave woman finding a suitable mate. Can't say I'm a fan of it.

Yup different times different type of warfare.