So as you know from my other thread, my hubs are not auto locking. I also have a squeak in the front end over moderate bumps...most noticeable over speed humps.
I was going to just wait til my first oil change to mention the squeak as I'm sure it's just a lube issue somewhere but then I discovered the hubs not locking issue so made an appt. After sales service at my dealership is non existent. I emailed my sales guy after hours last Friday, figuring he'd see it on Sat morning and get back to me. 1pm saturday still no call or email response. I had initially gone to him first since we have a relationship and thought it would be quicker than just calling the service dept. Anyway with no response I call Service directly. No answer, just VM....ok so I leave a VM and never get a call back. Meantime, I call my sales guy and he answers first ring. I'm like "hey so did you get my email"....He says "oh yeah I saw it but haven't had a chance to look into it yet, it's month end so it's crazy busy here".
This infuriated me. though I kept it to myself. Customer service 101 is you don't tell your customers/clients that you can't help them bc you're busy. Customers really don't give a fuck how busy you are. The ask was that you take less than 5 mins to go make me a service appt. That's it. What I DO care about is the $93,000 truck you sold me that had a broken 4wd component from the day I drove it off your lot.
So anyway, I play nice to maintain relationship. He tells me he'll walk my email over to service "right now" and call me back within the hour. I never got a call back. So on Monday I called service again and spoke to a human and made an appt for Wednesday at 8:15. I was told "if you're running late, make sure you call us and let us know". First of all this sort of implies they actually have plans to stick to appointment times and so my truck would be on a lift pretty quickly. I tell him, well I work so maybe it's better if I drop it off Tuesday evening so it's already there for you guys on wednesday morning. So I go drop it off tuesday night.
The service girl refuses me a loaner. Tells me the policy is that they don't do loaners until they can get into the truck and figure out what's going on and if it's warrantable. So again, I play nice and let it go. I'm working from home and can get by without a vehicle. Still, when someone buys a $93K truck from you and it's broken from the start you should be bending over backwards to throw me into a loaner and make me happy. Secondly, look at your computer dumb dumb. What is the sale's date? It's fucking warrantable. I don't say any of this and let it go. So I hand in my keys and say "so you'll call me tomorrow with an update"....she says "Maybe it depends on how long it takes them to get in there and figure it out, they get really busy back there". Again I let it go to be nice, but really the word "busy" should not exist in the vocabulary of a client facing rep. I have an appointment so I do not fucking care how busy you are. All I'm asking for is a text message or quick call to say "you're trucks on a lift but we haven't found it yet" or "we figured it out but need to order parts" or "it's fixed, come get it". Not rocket science.
So I never get any update on Wednesday and within 2 hours of them closing on Thursday I call to check in. The girl I dropped it off with answers. I give her my name and say "just looking for a status update on my truck, the f350 platinum tremor I dropped off with you on tuesday". I hear her typing away and then she starts with "you dropped it off here? at this dealership? when?" Again I say " um tuesday with you, personally". She says "hmmmmm let me see.....what kind of truck is it?"......"um a black F350 Platinum Tremor".....she says "and did you leave it with me?".....Again I'm like "yes with you, personally. we've met".
So she puts me on hold for about 10 mins and comes back "This is strange I don't see it hold on"......then she comes back "ah I've found it", "so what could I help you with?".......me, "um a status update, have you found the issue or fixed my truck yet? even looked at it yet? anyone there aware of its existence?". She then puts me on hold again for 5 mins because she needs to go talk to her "dispatcher" to get an update. Comes back and tells me they replicated the squeak but don't know what the issue is yet, and haven't gotten to the hubs yet .....WAIT FOR IT....."because it's just so busy here we haven't been able to free up a lift yet but hopefully soon".
So this is when I stopped being nice. Basically said something like "no that's not acceptable. I had an appointment for yesterday morning and I really don't care how busy you are. I'd get fired for saying that to one of my clients. I didn't expect it to necessarily be fixed by today but that you haven't even looked at it is absolutely unacceptable. It's a week and a half old $93K truck that you sold to me in broken condition. I frankly don't give a shit if other people were there before me, a truck that you sold in broken condition should jump to the front of the line. I'm not waiting for someone's certified pre owned focus to get the oil changed, call them and tell them you're too busy to work on their car and get to work on the one you sold to someone not in working order. Prioritize"
So the service manager called apologizing all over himself and saying they're making it a top priority but that no customer is more important that another. I explain that while I understand that, you need to prioritize to some extent. when someone comes back within 2 weeks of a sale, it's frankly more important than an oil change on a 2 year old car. Emergency rooms are first come first served when conditions are equal but they triage for severity. Maybe you should adopt some sort of triage policy bc frankly yes my issue is higher priority than someone's fucking oil change.
I know some people will say I'm being a Karen or entitled but I disagree. I've never had a job where I can just tell people "tough shit we're busy". After sales service matters. I had a pretty good sales experience there but it's crystal clear that once you sign they absolutely do not give half a shit about providing any sort of customer service. I'd have more respect for them if they just said "we've got your money, fuck you". I may be in the market next year for an SUV for my wife when her lease is up and the new explorers look solid. Do they think a customer would ever return after being treated this way? no fucking way will they ever get another sale from me.