Dilemma F250 Tremor or Raptor

[Apparition]

Raptor:
PRO - Can jump sh*t and be a youtube star. Enables the ability to start every sentence with your buddies with the word "brah".
CON - Pay careful attention to the bag of mulch limit in doorjam. Watch the tongue weight on that harbor freight trailer. Might need to break out the bathroom scale before a date with some of the bigguns. Sounds like a hippo in throes of death, or at least with severe indigestion.

Tremor:
PRO - It's a GD man's truck. Can do manly, truck-like things, such as towing and hauling large loads. Sounds like a GD truck.
CON - Can't start up random conversations with strangers (who don't care in the slightest) about your Raptor. Tatoo artists so familiar with doing the Raptor script they could write it on their perineum while unconscious; unfortunately they're generally unpracticed with the Tremor script.

Had a random neighbor (Had never met him) stop and talk for an hour initiated because he stopped to tell me how nice my Tremor looked.

But then this

 

[Ryno8551]

The Raptor is wide ( I fold my mirrors to park in my garage), but can handle the snowmobile trailer and a lot more.

That’s what I would be pulling, 27’ snowmobile trailer..what size trailer are you pulling with the Raptor?

 

[FatDog]

I think the bigger question is........."what is truck for?" Answer that question and it will guide you grasshopper.

 

[Dark Horse Fred]

That’s what I would be pulling, 27’ snowmobile trailer..what size trailer are you pulling with the Raptor?

I pull a 20 foot travel trailer and can carry a pallet of concrete with air bags. You must have a lot of snowmobiles with that trailer.